"‘…I am a sexy, 32-year-old mother and last night I had a dream in which I parked my car in a multi-story car-park, and you were walking past the car and you said hello to me. Then we got in the back of the car and had sex, and then I watched you play a concert from this car-park. You’ve brought a bit of spice into my life, and my daughter, who’s 3, wishes you were her daddy. If you want to call me, ring blah, blah, blah.’"